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Mentally Ill Test:

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[ ] You have run into a glass/screen door. (I walked in to a lampost)
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

Total: 0

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I have tried it too many times)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[x] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (Whne I was running away from a bee)
[ ] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 3

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. ( I understand bits of it)
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling

Total: 5

[ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you (they're usually laughing)
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

Total: 8

[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (Loads of times!)

Total: 11

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. (By leaning back)
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. ( I used to)
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[x] You don't know what "um" means. (What does it mean?)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (If its like the 'My life' meme then I take it you multiply the last answer by three)

Total: 18

So I'm 54% mental?